every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think a kid would responsible me up
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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