It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
