i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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