so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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