sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You took a bar mat shot.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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