i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The air was thick with penises
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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