Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I would fuck him just for his dog
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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