I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You are the jesus of drinking
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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