Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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