the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
that is very illegal...i love you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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