Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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