I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i think i have herpe
just one?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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