drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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