Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
