Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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