I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
one might say we're banned from that church
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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