Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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