i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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