i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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