I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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