i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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