you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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