If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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