Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I want a musical about memes.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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