I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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