During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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