He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
