and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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