bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i out mim tonsoeep
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