You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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