there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
