Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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