I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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