can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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