Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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