It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
