Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
