Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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