i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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