turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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