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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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