Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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