and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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