That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize