Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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