turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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