New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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