i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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