so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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