Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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