everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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