i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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