Do vagina's smell?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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