Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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