i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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