Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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