with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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