Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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